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Dodge4x4Ram
  • Town/Country : Rialto, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 1616
  • Number of comments : 407
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Ex Military, Galaxy S3, Call Of Duy, Xbox 360, Working Out, Digital Forensic, Skydiving, Tattoos, Netflix & Huluplus, Blu Ray, Rock Climbing, 4x4, German Shepherd, Tango

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Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20664) - you deserved it (2231)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15729) - you deserved it (22929)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (1609)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

#17476443
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7060) - you deserved it (26800)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (2021)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

#17035831
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (6787)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27280) - you deserved it (3193)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12221) - you deserved it (41552)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML

#15220903
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47227) - you deserved it (3662)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by ocean555 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6862) - you deserved it (93407)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

#14450604
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26632) - you deserved it (3689)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm - misc - by insultedguy (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

#13766093
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23997) - you deserved it (9468)

On 11/08/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by pixie09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

#13764337
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10579) - you deserved it (21398)

On 11/08/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

#13416322
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10068) - you deserved it (25580)

On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML

#13139163
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10865) - you deserved it (14201)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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