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Dodge4x4Ram
  • Town/Country : Rialto, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 1689
  • Number of comments : 409
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Ex Military, Galaxy S3, Call Of Duy, Xbox 360, Working Out, Digital Forensic, Skydiving, Tattoos, Netflix & Huluplus, Blu Ray, Rock Climbing, 4x4, German Shepherd, Tango

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Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

#20905582
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22651) - you deserved it (45067)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

#20905574
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31786) - you deserved it (4514)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

#20905471
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34168) - you deserved it (6479)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (1917)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

#20905202
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43786) - you deserved it (4853)

On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

#20470154
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29873) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

#20099884
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16709) - you deserved it (1160)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture, and twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML

#20092439
64 comments

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On 09/28/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
167 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (2018)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

#19997087
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18102) - you deserved it (1735)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

#19756840
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21084) - you deserved it (1870)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

#18502844
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23882) - you deserved it (2095)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States



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