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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5462
  • Number of comments : 537
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Xbox 360, Dodge, texting, Lifting/Pushing, Rock n Roll, 4x4, Rock Climbing, Tattoo, Documentaries, College, Android, IMAX, Call of Duty, Batman, Marathons

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Dodge4x4Ram's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

#20921768
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47007) - you deserved it (4701)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by secretsmakefriends (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

#20921493
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46775) - you deserved it (5279)

On 10/15/2013 at 1:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML

#20921448
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44023) - you deserved it (5146)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:51am - work - by collegegrad (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my brother is adamant that if he records silence, then listens to said silence at full volume, it'll improve the headphones' noise-blocking abilities. I live with a complete idiot. FML

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

#20920258
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43778) - you deserved it (6610)

On 10/14/2013 at 3:32pm - health - by soccer_bball (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

#20920168
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35044) - you deserved it (4298)

On 10/14/2013 at 2:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

#20920034
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49797) - you deserved it (5667)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

#20919168
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45727) - you deserved it (4022)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:50pm - money - by and she blames me -_- (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (12773)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21728) - you deserved it (81930)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

#20918616
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54818) - you deserved it (3322)

On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

#20918462
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40534) - you deserved it (4147)

On 10/13/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by Water Daughter - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

#20918430
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40015) - you deserved it (23790)

On 10/13/2013 at 1:23am - money - by hungry (man) - United States

Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML

#20918380
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39646) - you deserved it (9687)

On 10/13/2013 at 12:33am - misc - by markerThief (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56867) - you deserved it (3315)

On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)



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