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Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59778) - you deserved it (13441)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23321) - you deserved it (73389)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (226454) - you deserved it (15031)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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