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Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
368 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50738) - you deserved it (9489)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
297 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
264 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
174 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
200 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
226 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
226 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
233 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (50949)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33652) - you deserved it (5877)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -



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