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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DoctorBurn : Welcome to my profile, sit back, relax and enjoy the profile picture.

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DoctorBurn's favorite FMLs

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46340) - you deserved it (8722)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML


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