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About Docofall : I am an emergency vet who loves life & all the people & pets in it. Boating and diving are some of my occasional pastimes. I an avid cyclist who has three great children the youngest who is two.

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Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

#20097322
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (2180)

On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27863) - you deserved it (4941)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

#20087984
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3268)

On 09/25/2012 at 11:09am - intimacy - by supapimpin (man) - United States

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

#20087984
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3268)

On 09/25/2012 at 11:09am - intimacy - by supapimpin (man) - United States

Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML

#20086255
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17359) - you deserved it (2019)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
206 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
154 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27402) - you deserved it (4500)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

#18222551
179 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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