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About DocktarNick : Feel free to message me if you want to talk about anything. I just like to listen to people.
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Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Friday 31 July 2015