Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DocShady

Search for a member

DocShady

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DocShady : I'm a guy...I don't see why u need any more information than that...

DocShady's page activity

Visits<b>VioletSkies</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 5:56pm<b>EllaJSwiftie</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 8:25am<b>soldiat</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 12:57am<b>Kinkykim99</b> - the 05/22/2013 at 2:38pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 1:14am<b>appelflap</b> - the 04/09/2013 at 11:27am<b>zilla52</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 4:04am<b>anythingmustbe</b> - the 03/19/2013 at 2:49am<b>bigtwan1983</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 7:56pm<b>psychplease</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 5:36pm<b>tartar18</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 4:58pm<b>Joe9024</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 2:30pm<b>xxxshallowxxx</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 2:19pm<b>leesgf</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 1:22pm<b>datoismyname</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 1:14pm<b>AvengedSevenfold</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 12:06pm<b>decimater</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 11:25am<b>xDMACx12</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 9:00am

DocShady's FML badges

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

See all of DocShady's badges

DocShady's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

#20533607
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54742) - you deserved it (14389)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40903) - you deserved it (3850)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12712) - you deserved it (42992)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34735) - you deserved it (9621)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58056) - you deserved it (10575)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37829) - you deserved it (3362)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106119) - you deserved it (12424)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9129) - you deserved it (36621)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9129) - you deserved it (36621)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168434) - you deserved it (34075)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: