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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DocMcVickers : I make bad puns and I laugh at my own jokes. I don't usually get mad at certain commenters but when someone says something insensitive I get upset and I put them in their place.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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Today, while working at a client's house, I noticed that their sliding calendar was several months off. I fixed it. Later the daughter saw and started crying. Apparently the date was the last one her mother had set it to before she died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30813) - you deserved it (52968)

On 08/28/2013 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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