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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1767
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Doberman101 : Armani Mayers
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Track Nation, Richmond kickers (soccer), football is life.
Straight A student with a dream of becoming Validictorian as well as attending Harvard or Yale for Veterinarian Science or Neuroscience.
Show choir is life.
Dreams of becoming a professional Singer/Actress. Currently learning guitar.
Soon to be Navy veteran.

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24834) - you deserved it (3105)

On 08/02/2015 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while volunteering at my local animal shelter, I was asked to clean the cat room. This entailed taking each cat out of its cage by hand and cleaning the inside. They forgot to mention that some of the cats were feral. I now look like I belly flopped into a cactus. FML

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34214) - you deserved it (2504)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39738) - you deserved it (2014)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML


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On 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm - animals - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28079) - you deserved it (1849)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by kmctl - United States (California)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (2153)

On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML


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On 02/25/2015 at 10:44am - animals - by cat-astrophic (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML


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On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML


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On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML


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On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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