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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Doberman101 : Armani Mayers
Wish to know me? Kik, Instagram, Snapchat-Doberman101. I'm the one on the right with the dimple^^. Track Nation, Richmond kickers (soccer), football is life. Straight A student with a dream of becoming Validictorian as well as attending Harvard or Yale for veterinarian science. Show choir is life. Dreams of becoming a professional Singer/Actress. Currently learning guitar. Soon to be Navy veteran.

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Doberman101's favorite FMLs

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

#21363251
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27477) - you deserved it (2134)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:44am - animals - by cat-astrophic (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

#21362166
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31345) - you deserved it (2546)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

#21229943
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37658) - you deserved it (17370)

On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39486) - you deserved it (25426)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

#21181415
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41179) - you deserved it (22226)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52510) - you deserved it (4615)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML

#21177954
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43230) - you deserved it (2969)

On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44094) - you deserved it (9935)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

#21175899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43796) - you deserved it (4937)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22624) - you deserved it (55425)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

#21081103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43510) - you deserved it (12905)

On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

#21052823
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34949) - you deserved it (14866)

On 02/06/2014 at 10:07pm - work - by AnonymousQuagga - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

#20951236
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (3610)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML

#20948659
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46460) - you deserved it (4259)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)



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