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About DoEpicThings : Huge sports fan,football and skateboarding mostly. :)
I enjoy playing Xbox360 on my free time any game is cool with me I love a challenge. :)
Sponge Bob is great,probably one of my favorite cartoons,so simple yet so silly makes me smile. :)
And i love talking and meeting friends,I love random people and sending random smiley faces and getting random messages it makes my day I'm easy to talk to and silly at times so don't be scared to message me,I reply to all! :)
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML
Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML
Friday 18 April 2014