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Dkman

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Dkman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dkman : I'm a casual person. Live n let live

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Fucked!<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 4:08am

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Dkman's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (44086)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46491) - you deserved it (7093)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML

#21037839
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46458) - you deserved it (16813)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

#20811460
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (13541)

On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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