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Djibril
  • Town/Country : Holland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Djibril : I am a nice guy, who likes sports and meeting new people.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (5920)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

#16635570
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8836) - you deserved it (37317)

On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26897) - you deserved it (4989)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10870) - you deserved it (51129)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (5636)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38568) - you deserved it (2785)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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