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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Djibril : I am a nice guy, who likes sports and meeting new people.

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Djibril's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38591) - you deserved it (6566)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

#16635570
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10767) - you deserved it (42788)

On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (5526)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13130) - you deserved it (55930)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38316) - you deserved it (7718)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (3749)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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