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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16630
  • Number of comments : 2145
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DjeePee : I'm DjeePee - not my real name, d'uh - and I live a pretty boring life, with books, series (Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Walking Dead, Rome), some cups of tea, regular visits to the flea market and museums, lots of antiques, some cats, shitloads of sex with my sweet boyfriend and the dream of having a place of our own.

Last words here: no, English is not my native language.
Really last words here: I can't write short comments.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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DjeePee's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (8763) - you deserved it (32904)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (2450)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6728) - you deserved it (28093)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

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