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About DjaySkar : My name's Tony.
I'm just a DJ who takes some time out of his busy schedule to correct grammer, spelling, and to get my daily laugh. Longboarding, Star Wars, and Magic, The Gathering.
Also, I'm Batman.
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Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML
Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
Friday 17 April 2015