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About DjMonroe95 : " Bitch You Broke, Shut Up
Don't Talk To Me, Get Yo Bread Up
Man We Used To Fuxk But I Got Fed Up
We Eating All Mah Niggahs Fed Up"
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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
Monday 5 October 2015