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DjMckay

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 436
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DjMckay : I'm an 18 year old computer science major at Youngstown State University

I like to play and develop video games in my free time.

I like electronic, metal, screamo, and trance music and play keyboard and guitar.

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Fucked!<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - yesterday at 7:32am<b>sturschaedel</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 9:41am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 7:12am<b>bethanyhopkins</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:30pm<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:13pm<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:52pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:55pm<b>HeyBaeItsCae</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:48am<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:30pm<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:37am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:17am<b>SweetIam</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:07am<b>_Tater_Tot_</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:55pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:06am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:21am<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:05am<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:43am

DjMckay's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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DjMckay's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

#21162704
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56105) - you deserved it (8174)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48526) - you deserved it (6397)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63563) - you deserved it (5850)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60937) - you deserved it (19065)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

#20982904
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51435) - you deserved it (8435)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

#20779978
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66232) - you deserved it (3868)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71743) - you deserved it (6949)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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