Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DizzyRamone

Search for a member

DizzyRamone

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

DizzyRamone's page activity

Visits<b>Skylae</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 1:55am<b>blackwidowtaco</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 9:36pm<b>AudreySucks</b> - the 05/19/2013 at 3:25pm<b>CarmenCnh</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 7:02pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 11:57am<b>ahnili</b> - the 04/12/2013 at 2:58pm<b>boomsl4ng</b> - the 02/12/2013 at 10:13pm<b>patebishop</b> - the 12/23/2012 at 8:01am<b>youtubetre</b> - the 05/19/2012 at 6:44am<b>The_Troller</b> - the 04/22/2012 at 7:29pm<b>Cad6</b> - the 04/22/2012 at 1:46pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 02/15/2012 at 11:49pm<b>loveyourhate</b> - the 01/14/2012 at 7:50pm<b>HandsomeRatch</b> - the 01/12/2012 at 11:31am<b>LaColombianita</b> - the 01/11/2012 at 1:22am<b>cocodecoeur</b> - the 01/10/2012 at 4:49am<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 01/04/2012 at 1:19am

DizzyRamone's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of DizzyRamone's badges

DizzyRamone's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (23441)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23313) - you deserved it (5895)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (2977)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (3407)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45109) - you deserved it (4261)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (27445)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43751) - you deserved it (3174)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52385) - you deserved it (10713)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: