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DizzyRamone
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  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27168) - you deserved it (22102)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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236 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

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On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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