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DizzyDaydreams
  • Town/Country : Philippines
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2750
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (116766)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

#15645354
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28252) - you deserved it (5745)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes your liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, because it can be passed down. He said this because I'm 29 weeks pregnant. FML

#15546650
172 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 2:08pm - health - by Spike (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
144 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (8322)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (8322)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (8322)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (8322)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML

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154 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 12:59pm - work - by SickandTired (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55211) - you deserved it (5983)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55211) - you deserved it (5983)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom



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