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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3638
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
532 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
532 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (18850)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
532 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (18850)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

#16103696
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On 05/09/2011 at 11:02am - misc - by scarlet (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
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On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -



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