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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3782
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

#16498430
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25918) - you deserved it (2519)

On 06/04/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by TMI - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45431) - you deserved it (3659)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45431) - you deserved it (3659)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54852) - you deserved it (3733)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I asked to change my major at the college I'm transferring to in the fall. Instead of letting me change my major, they withdrew my acceptance. FML

#16486485
71 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 5:34pm - misc - by transfer (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

#16486194
131 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
203 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML

#16474774
128 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm - work - by corn - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

#16451078
62 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm - misc - by trafficfail (woman) -

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37513) - you deserved it (5200)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37513) - you deserved it (5200)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37498) - you deserved it (4875)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)



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