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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3771
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
186 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
174 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

#16568817
69 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
259 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
162 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

#16543151
83 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 6:27am - misc - by Sickinbed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
304 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

#16520207
47 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
78 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

#16500750
66 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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