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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (21 years)
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About Dixie_Cheyenne : My name is Dixie!! I am a small town, southern girl, I love snecking out in the middle of the night behind the barn to have some fun!!!

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Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost and decided to ask a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8646) - you deserved it (58045)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by SenescentSouthernBoy (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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