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DivakiddOsz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1031
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37666) - you deserved it (4733)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States



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