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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1980
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dismissal : My name is Stephanie.
Contrary to popular belief, there isn't anything interesting for me to put here.

ok whatever

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Dismissal's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

by fu2then / 03/09/2010 at 1:04am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2009 at 11:27pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML

by Mondo / 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

by HHIChica / 09/17/2009 at 7:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

by T-Pain / 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Iowa) / Love