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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1589
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dismissal : My name is Stephanie.
Contrary to popular belief, there isn't anything interesting for me to put here.

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Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (3565)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28922) - you deserved it (4118)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37 year old man. FML

#6373189
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I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (5185)

On 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm - health - by Mondo (man) - United States (California)

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (5192)

On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54593) - you deserved it (6484)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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