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Disembob
  • Town/Country : Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1767
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

#144886
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On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211
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On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

#125305
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML

#101667
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

#54346
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On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

#2527
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On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)



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