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Disembob

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5477
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday... there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food an see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed mah buddy's arm an told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211
65 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE GYM AND WORKED OUT WITH A TRAINER. WHILE DOING ARM EXERCISES HE COMMENTED ON HOW IMPRESSED HE WAS WITH THE SIZE OF MY TRICEPS. THAT REALLY BOOSTED MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, UNTIL HE LEANED IN TO FEEL THEM AND SAID, "OH, IT'S JUST FAT." FML

#125305
23 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . my Grandma was sowing me an ancient family letter . It was apparently written by someone istorically famous . Se was going on about ow important it was.. . in suc good condition too.. . wort a lot . I dropped my glass of juice . It spilt all over it . FML

#101667
30 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me hered Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 yeres old. mega FML

#54346
122 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today looool I was going down on a grl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
156 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today... I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms fir looool the frst time with mah friend. Little did I know... they last fir around 6 hours... an I had class at 3...hen I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

#13772
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator . Instead, I got banned . mega FML

#3026
48 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

TODAY, I DOWNLOADED THE 'DARK WAS THE NIGHT' COMPILATION MADE 4 CHARITY . I HAVE NO SOUL . FML

#2527
21 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

today I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 mah ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she cummed over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I spend way too muc time on te computer. I grabbed te menu at te restaurant, glanced at te page, an tried to do CTRL+F to fine seafood. Geek coming troug! FML

#1196
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly askd 4 the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter cummd back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald . FML

#677
144 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

TODAY, AN 4 THA LAST TWO WAAKS I HAVA BAAN PRAPARING MAH GIRLFRIAND 4 A BRAAK UP WITH NASTY RAMARKS. SHA HAS BAAN FINDING MA AXCAPTIONALLY FUNNY. FML

#548
65 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML

#170
44 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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