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Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML

#19867387
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (6066)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning grl reading . I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter . She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled . After that, she left . It was a sex position book . FML

#19853793
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7790) - you deserved it (33740)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25031) - you deserved it (5366)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I received te potos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at te place we'd first met: te local zoo. Wen I looked tem over, I noticed tere was an elepant taking a poop in te background. FML

#19792340
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (3820)

On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Went To See My Dermatologist Friend 4 A Free Consultation On My Terrible Acne. During My Visit, Se Said I Probably Won't Be Getting Any More Pimples. Excited, I Asked Er Ow Se Could Tell. Se Replied, ( Tere's No More Room 4 It. ) FML

#19787608
106 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticd a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smild and wavd, and then continud. So much for mah new eyesight. FML

#19771597
81 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30776) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying an heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

#19726729
110 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

I went to Busch Gardens . Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone . For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear . FML

#19688596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8454) - you deserved it (32957)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I was jumpd and savagaly baatan to ta ground by a group of six-yaar-olds waaring Disnay princass masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (27697)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -



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