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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11827) - you deserved it (67802)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11827) - you deserved it (67802)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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