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Today , I had a wet dream. When I woke up , I was touching myself. Unfortunately , I also woke up to fine that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room , over 10 relatives looool were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35492) - you deserved it (7610)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Slept With This New Guy For The First Time. After Sex... He Said The Doggie Style Position Was Fun... It Made Him Wonder Wat It Would Be Lyk To Rape A Girl. FML

#4489
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64564) - you deserved it (5622)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking at porn on mah laptop when mah mom cummed into mah room to talk to me!! After she finished what she was saying, she paused an said "you know I can see the reflection of yur computer screen in yur glasses"!! FML

#4219
47 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life !! My best friend comes over and inform me that I had sex looool with my grlfriend's two best friend last night !! Awesome! Then I realizd her best friend are guys !! FML

#4044
71 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Taday I drunkenly buried ma girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later se asked to see it and cummed back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of te dirt. mega FML

#3882
55 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! I was having sex with mah girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of mah roomate name)hen I came!! Now her and her friend think i'm gay and mah roomate Brad moved out!! FML

#3435
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised I lyk Britney Spears. FML

#2831
51 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother looool walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later , I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
178 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I got a text message saying ( I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 mont anniversary but it's not working out, I ned to break up wit you ) followd by er complaining tat I never call er as well. WTF? I aven't ad a girlfriend for 6 monts. FML

#2488
34 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, boyfriend showed his mother photo of me. He told her that he think I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, an turns out she is a local porn starho's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
41 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap an tis 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if tey ad any bubble bat mix!! I suddenly picturd er nakd, bating erself an suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still!! It's probably cuz I aven't ad sex in over 22 monts!! FML

#2281
79 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... I DANCED WITH A GRL UNTIL THE BAR CLOSED. WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE. SHE HAD A PENIS. FML

#2248
112 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING ON THA COUCH, COMPUTAR NAXT TO MA, LOTION ON THA FLOOR, AND MY DICK IN MY HAND WHAN MY ROOMMATA WALKAD IN ON MA. SCARAD AND LOOKING MA RIGHT IN THA FACA HA SAYS "WHAT'S FOR DINNAR?". FML

#2177
48 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42416) - you deserved it (2415)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)



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