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Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48286) - you deserved it (7845)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

#38789
73 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today on campus these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying ( free hugs ) !! When I walked towards them their smiles faded and they put their signs down looool !! FML

#38092
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45956) - you deserved it (4117)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, it was ma first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouced beind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time fir te cow to crap on ma face. FML

#35996
10 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

TODAY , I WAS PESTERING A CO-WORKER , SO SHE JOKINGLY STATED "I'LL BURY YOU!" AND I REPLIED "I'LL BURY YUR MOM!". HER MOMS FUNERAL WAS LAST WEEK. FML

#34420
40 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M . until 6 A.M . When I looked over at my girlfriend.. . who must have thought I was sleeping.. . I noticed she was masturbating . FML

#30994
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43180) - you deserved it (10991)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today.. . I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M . until 6 A.M . When I looked over at my girlfriend.. . who must have thought I was sleeping.. . I noticed she was masturbating . FML

#30994
88 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, Campus Security Calld To Inform Me That My Car Had Been In An Accident. I Rushd Down To The Security Office To Find Most Of The Officers Laughing. A Portable John Blew Over On To My Car An Smashd My Rear Window. Now, Security Calls Me "Port-A-Potty Guy," An My Car Smells Like Shit. FML

#30969
23 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing looool her boobs against back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw fat friend rubbing his man boobs against back. FML

#30754
55 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, I found out tat wen I master bait at nigt wile watcing internet porn I cast a uge sadow on te curtain an te entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

todayile in our communal sowers in te igscool football locker room, I started to swing ma penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later te rest of te team ops into te sower wit me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11273) - you deserved it (69351)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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