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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89088)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I discovarad that tha word 'randy' maans 'horny' in England. I'm going to England naxt samastar to study abroad. My nama is Randy. FML

#18444089
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (4915)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you deserved it (18269)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." real FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (9494)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him , he'll chop body up and dispose of all the parts , but keep boobies , because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (7036)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I Was Jogging Around The Nieghborhood When I Went Past A Bar . There Were Lots Of Drunk Men Outside Telling Me To Come Over So They Could Give Me The Night Of Mah Life . One Of Those Men Was Mah Grandpa . FML

#18329245
94 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stoppd running, and the sound stoppd. This continud for an hour before I realizd the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

#18321705
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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

yastarday tha first snow of tha saason fall. My husband calabratad by palting ma with snowballs , whila I was on tha toilat. fat FML

#18289580
166 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (77680)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39147) - you deserved it (3867)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (45432)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States



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