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Dirtbikerchick
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Dirtbikerchick : I am an identical twin.
I love Ford trucks :)
I obviously love dirt bikes haha. I love racing them too.
When I grow up, I plan on being a mechanic or logger.
Jacked up trucks are the best trucks of all.

aaaaand All of my pictures are not in the "JPeg" format, therefore I can't upload any. :0

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Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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