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DirkTheDiggler
  • Town/Country : Emerald City, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DirkTheDiggler : I spelunk. I have a lot of Nerf guns. Everyday is taco Tuesday!

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Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

#20708141
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66989) - you deserved it (8702)

On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50225) - you deserved it (3971)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20927) - you deserved it (107209)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55663) - you deserved it (11981)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

#20625733
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34767) - you deserved it (21209)

On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

#20623610
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37121) - you deserved it (7054)

On 04/26/2013 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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