DireVelociraptor

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DireVelociraptor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DireVelociraptor : I love the color red. my hero is most definitely Sylvester Stallone. I have no friends or life, so its okay to message me, but I have to warn that I am maybe a wee bit crazy.

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DireVelociraptor's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

by dontgothere / 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML

by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous