About DireVelociraptor : I love the color red. my hero is most definitely Sylvester Stallone. I have no friends or life, so its okay to message me, but I have to warn that I am maybe a wee bit crazy.
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by dontgothere / 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
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