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DireVelociraptor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DireVelociraptor : I love the color red. my hero is most definitely Sylvester Stallone. I have no friends or life, so its okay to message me, but I have to warn that I am maybe a wee bit crazy.

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DireVelociraptor's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49239) - you deserved it (5829)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML

#21029617
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62879) - you deserved it (5966)

On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49101) - you deserved it (4786)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

#21001530
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (3853)

On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59420) - you deserved it (4294)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)



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