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DippinGrizzly907

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DippinGrizzly907

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10757
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DippinGrizzly907 : I doubt many of you will read this but for those interested, here ya go.

My name is Tanner. I was born and raised in the boondocks of Alaska. I'm a Redneck and damn proud of it. I'm a commercial fisherman. I fish salmon up in Alaska over the summer and squid when I'm down home in California. My interests and hobbies include: hunting, fishing, off roading, drinking, golfing, video games (love MMORPGS/RPGS), reading, and listening to music.

Wanna know more or just want to talk with me and maybe make a new friend? Feel free to message me :)

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

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DippinGrizzly907's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML

#21480774
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19904) - you deserved it (16017)

On 10/16/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by Namaslayed (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

#21480714
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22586) - you deserved it (1665)

On 10/16/2015 at 9:31am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML

#21479950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (2861)

On 10/14/2015 at 10:29am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

#21479748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26396) - you deserved it (2157)

On 10/13/2015 at 10:01pm - love - by malcolmXXX - United States (Georgia)

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML

#21479741
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26750) - you deserved it (2801)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by iwantaraise - Australia

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

#21479527
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27200) - you deserved it (5815)

On 10/13/2015 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by luckygirl - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

#21479432
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (5615)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML

#21477158
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21239) - you deserved it (2445)

On 10/07/2015 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

#21477074
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (2395)

On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

#21475669
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (5014)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, a bible toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML

#21474402
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (3455)

On 09/29/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by itisobviouseinstein - United States (New York)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML

#21472776
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27848) - you deserved it (3992)

On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, going through my late grandmother's papers, I found out that my grandfather had never been in the Nazi party. The reason he was not allowed to work as a teacher was that he had never passed his university exams. He found an invented Nazi past less shameful than academic failure. FML

#21470925
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (1603)

On 09/21/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by notanazigrandchildafterall (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)



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