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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11750
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DippinGrizzly907 : I doubt many of you will read this but for those interested, here ya go.

My name is Tanner. I was born and raised in the boondocks of Alaska. I'm a Redneck and damn proud of it. I'm a commercial fisherman. I fish salmon up in Alaska over the summer and squid when I'm down home in California. My interests and hobbies include: hunting, fishing, off roading, drinking, golfing, video games (love MMORPGS/RPGS), reading, and listening to music.

Wanna know more or just want to talk with me and maybe make a new friend? Feel free to message me :)

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DippinGrizzly907's page activity

Visits<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:34am<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:02am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:46am<b>iiTzNeeNerz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:11am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:57pm<b>moldypickles</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:12am<b>tittyboomboom</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 7:47am<b>manofmerr</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 3:49am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 3:05am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:52pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 4:31pm<b>Celion91</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 12:05am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 8:53am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 6:19am<b>spacefish966</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 2:33am<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 7:09pm<b>Perinsond</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 2:08am

Fucked!<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 12:37pm<b>manofmerr</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:50am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 2:53am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:32pm<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 12:09am<b>Avi8r</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:24am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:40pm<b>Marmarfarfar</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 8:39pm<b>trucker2</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 7:02pm<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 6:16pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:10pm<b>Raath00</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 2:17am<b>theawkwardlife</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 7:12am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:23am<b>QQMorePlox</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 3:31am

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DippinGrizzly907's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

by Imdeadlmaokillme / 03/22/2016 at 4:47pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Intimacy

Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 12:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

by Ecolo-girl / 03/11/2016 at 1:22am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love

Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML

by itsdezzz / 03/09/2016 at 6:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, my dad came over and ordered me, a 43 year-old woman, to purchase a kitchen table. He and my sisters are embarassed that we are still using a plastic folding table. It doesn't matter to them that we have just spent over $30,000 on renovations. His cousins are coming from Italy. FML

by always amazed / 03/07/2016 at 9:03am / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, I actually had to reassure the girl I'm seeing that she can't "catch" my epilepsy. FML

by the fuck? / 03/05/2016 at 4:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

by RandomMe / 02/26/2016 at 3:00am / Cambodia / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

by jts / 02/20/2016 at 4:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

by Diet_Water / 02/14/2016 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML

by JavitheWrestler / 02/13/2016 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 12:14am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

by tooembarrassed / 02/12/2016 at 10:13am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

by Pauline / 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm / United States / Kids