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DippinGrizzly907

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DippinGrizzly907

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10731
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DippinGrizzly907 : I doubt many of you will read this but for those interested, here ya go.

My name is Tanner. I was born and raised in the boondocks of Alaska. I'm a Redneck and damn proud of it. I'm a commercial fisherman. I fish salmon up in Alaska over the summer and squid when I'm down home in California. My interests and hobbies include: hunting, fishing, off roading, drinking, golfing, video games (love MMORPGS/RPGS), reading, and listening to music.

Wanna know more or just want to talk with me and maybe make a new friend? Feel free to message me :)

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

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DippinGrizzly907's favorite FMLs

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (8727)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML

#21489505
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27308) - you deserved it (1548)

On 11/07/2015 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

#21489438
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (1710)

On 11/07/2015 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

#21488837
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20620) - you deserved it (6848)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

#21488529
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22790) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

#21487379
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (4845)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML

#21486907
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (2177)

On 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm - misc - by 2pale - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm boring and never go to the bar with him. He knows I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

#21482755
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (3695)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:57pm - kids - by thanks sis - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

#21482519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28193) - you deserved it (3446)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

#21481394
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (1628)

On 10/18/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML

#21480774
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19839) - you deserved it (15967)

On 10/16/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by Namaslayed (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

#21480714
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22567) - you deserved it (1664)

On 10/16/2015 at 9:31am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML

#21479950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (2861)

On 10/14/2015 at 10:29am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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