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DioMaledica

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DioMaledica : I think jersey shore is pretty stupid.
Im Salvadorian
My name is Nagymiro Samuel Molina for those interested in stealing my identity lol. I love American muscle cars.

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DioMaledica's favorite FMLs

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

by wideawakeandinpain / 12/17/2011 at 6:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

by ms piggy / 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Health

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

by NinjaWafflesx / 12/15/2011 at 10:20am / United States / Love

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

by CessnaPilot / 12/12/2011 at 10:47pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

by AmericanDream / 12/01/2011 at 12:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

by anonymous / 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous