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  • Number of visits : 325
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DioMaledica : I think jersey shore is pretty stupid.
Im Salvadorian
My name is Nagymiro Samuel Molina for those interested in stealing my identity lol. I love American muscle cars.

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Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (3798)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (2723)

On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11522) - you deserved it (38282)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

#18518838
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34816) - you deserved it (3426)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

#18499022
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21789) - you deserved it (5660)

On 12/12/2011 at 10:47pm - health - by CessnaPilot - United States (Texas)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (3310)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13801) - you deserved it (29295)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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