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About DioMaledica : I think jersey shore is pretty stupid.
My name is Nagymiro Samuel Molina for those interested in stealing my identity lol. I love American muscle cars.
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Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Friday 17 October 2014