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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, after dealing with infidelity in my marriage, I found myself looking for advice. This led me to the comments section of a tabloid article talking about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. I'm a 30-year-old man taking marriage advice from a bunch of vampire-obsessed tweens. FML

#20156173
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I agree, your life sucks (19268) - you deserved it (5577)

On 11/09/2012 at 11:07am - love - by loser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (7394)

On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)



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