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About Dinoporeon : Free Thinker. Atheist. Occasional insomniac.
Learn self defense. It could save your life. Seriously.
I'm always interested to see how many FMLs someone has posted, and how many were accepted. :)
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML
Friday 5 February 2016