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About Dinoporeon : Free Thinker. Atheist. Occasional insomniac.

Learn self defense. It could save your life. Seriously.

I'm always interested to see how many FMLs someone has posted, and how many were accepted. :)

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Dinoporeon's favorite FMLs

Today, my new calculus teacher taught everything using nothing but soccer terms and analogies, just so the resident idiot meatheads would understand. I didn't learn a thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42441) - you deserved it (5190)

On 01/17/2014 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54049) - you deserved it (8251)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML


I agree, your life sucks (55713) - you deserved it (5052)

On 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by ReallyMom - United States (Wisconsin)

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