[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

DinoJR

Search for a member

DinoJR
  • Town/Country : Woodbridge, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 6073
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DinoJR : Just some fuck up...lol, I like short walks on long beaches. I like kicking kittens, and tripping cripples.

DinoJR's last visitors

LilLtellemFreakkshooowwchunkofchangekkkristennnnIneffableturtlesmileatmaggie

DinoJR's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

DinoJR's favorite FMLs

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

#116388 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (7321)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML

#114016 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (62326) - you deserved it (8049)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by starbird (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to tell my super-conservative parents that I had just gone to visit the boyfriend I'm not supposed to have so that I could tell him I am pregnant. FML

#113556 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (15241) - you deserved it (39311)

On 02/23/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

#113033 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (66866) - you deserved it (3698)

On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (46394) - you deserved it (4109)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by