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Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13723) - you deserved it (77580)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47154) - you deserved it (10189)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16491) - you deserved it (85722)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47688) - you deserved it (389339)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56141) - you deserved it (6825)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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