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Today, I was masturbating in my room wen my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does tis all te time so I ignored it and kept going. Tis went on 4 about a alf our. Wen I went downstars, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML

#691341
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19718) - you deserved it (88439)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:08pm - animals - by trainE - United States (Michigan)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

#650213
228 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , mah teacher was giving a lecture about human genetic an how they are passd on to children. She projectd a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then jokd about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

#627489
121 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

TADAY FRIEND AND I WERE FILMING FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND TALKING ABOUT WHAT GUYS ON THE TEAM WERE ATTRACTIVE AND WHO WE WOULD WANT TO GET IT ON WITH!! WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE CAMERA WAS RECORDING EVERYTHING THAT WE SAID!! THE TAPE WAS PLAYD TO THE ENTIRE TEAM THE NEXT DAY!! WITH SOUND!! REAL FML

#600956
226 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell an got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

#551399
148 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by lily (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after sex with mah grlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walkd in on me to collect the laundry and screechd "What r you doing with mah panties!" FML

#483227
190 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by HughGorgy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents, wo are out of town but driving back tomorrow, calld to see ow I was doing. Tey askd if I'd trown a party in teir absence, and I said no. My dad replid, ( Well I'm currently looking at picture on Facebook of our kitcen wit beer and a bong on te table. ) FML

#456719
138 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

#442796
244 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise an shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i respondd "Baby, wat time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

#437815
64 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, me an my boyfriend cummed back to my looool house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809
152 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with mah girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with mah girlfriend lyk I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
224 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (243201)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)



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