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About DillDickle : Everyone on this websites bio- ok guyzz I am da biggest grammar nazi, my favorite fmlers are shitbAllz t1ttycock and 4nu$b34rd, I'm the friendlyerest person evver so hmu @ IamAf4gg0t420yolo$w4G@yahoo.com

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Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52297) - you deserved it (21140)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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