About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
by Jerf / 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML
by wastedlove / 06/23/2009 at 11:14am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonyme / 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by desocrates / 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 4:02am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile I started to panic about the exam I had and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20mins after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML
by verrine / 06/19/2009 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by larvagirl23 / 06/18/2009 at 11:08am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2009 at 3:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
by traumatized / 06/18/2009 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
by savvylady / 06/18/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
by automaticfail_00 / 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought… Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me,… Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome…