About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
by Jerf / 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML
by wastedlove / 06/23/2009 at 11:14am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonyme / 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by desocrates / 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 4:02am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile I started to panic about the exam I had and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20mins after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML
by verrine / 06/19/2009 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by larvagirl23 / 06/18/2009 at 11:08am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2009 at 3:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
by traumatized / 06/18/2009 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
by savvylady / 06/18/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
by automaticfail_00 / 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…