About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.
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Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 2:11am - love - by Devin (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 9:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 12:32am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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On 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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On 07/30/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by solomantis (man) - Norway (Oslo) - moderated by the Jackass crew
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by allocomrade (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I bought my wife a dog because she wants something to care for. After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours, I gave it to my wife when she got home. Two seconds later, it barked at me and tried to bite me. Now I have two moody women in the house. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 12:45pm - love - by Red (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I bought my wife a dog because she wants something to care for. After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours, I gave it to my wife when she got home. Two seconds later, it barked at me and tried to bite me. Now I have two moody women in the house. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 12:45pm - love - by Red (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 5:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)
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