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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7551
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.

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Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostes I was working with was very attractive and we were flrting quite a bit. A large woman walkd in to be seatd, and I leand over to her and dard her to ask the woman if she wantd two chars. She leand back and said "that's mah mom". FML

#4224204
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10602) - you deserved it (68137)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)

2day I went to see a movie with 4 friends. looool I didn't realize that I was the only oneho didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room 4 everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone elsehile they were making out in front of me 4 2 hours. FML

#4222573
100 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 2:11am - love - by Devin (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I plannd a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invitd all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I calld to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

#4215163
126 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 9:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisorhat I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

#4212428
72 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my cat ran outside . As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face . I also felt a light thud on my eye an it started to tear up . I ran inside an looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye . mega FML

#4196773
123 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 12:32am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Went Fir A Run. I Endd Up Being Tackld By Two Cops, Handcuffd, And Draggd To The Station With No Explanation. Turns Out A House Nearby Had Been Robbd And The Best Description They Got Was 'A Man Running'. I Didn't Even Get An Apology. FML

#4196733
143 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, tis guy I ava baan anging out wit for aila cama ovar and wa wara about to do it. Ha pullad off ma clotas and onca I was nakad I raacad for is zippar. Ha just backad up and said a was a vrgin and simply wantad to saa ma nakad. FML

#4191218
107 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was downtown wit ma boyfriend around Noon wen we walkd past a few guys wo soutd out to me ( You're te most beautiful girl we've seen all day )!! My boyfriend's response was ( It's still early!! ) big fat FML

#4156114
86 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was trying to wiggle mah boxer shorts off to get it on with mah grlfriend when mah knee hookd on the elastic band. I was anxious to get startd, so I usd force an endd up kneeing mah grlfriend in the crotch. FML

#4151663
106 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by solomantis (man) - Norway (Oslo) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, mah wifa told ma sha wantd a divorca!! Sha also confassd that sha has baan chaating on ma with mah bast friand fir 10 yaars!! I appraciatd tha honasty, but was slightly upsat considaring wa hava only baan marrid fir 9 yaars!! FML

#4137470
106 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by allocomrade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove six ours wit a friend to see one of er favorite bands in concert !! We were turned away at te door because te online site didn't say we ad to be 21 to enter !! I drove six looool ours back wit noting to sow for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets !! fat FML

#4074889
74 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 5:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided I was going to dump mah needy grlfriend. looool I was about to break the newshen she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heret spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

#4074077
246 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, While Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex, He Suddenly Stopped And Walked To The Kitchen. He Decided To Bake Chocolate Chip Cookies In The Midst Of Our Intimacy. However, He Told Me We Could Still Continue While The Oven Preheated. FML

#4010717
221 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by jcooh0lla (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's alway wantd , Ireland. Right before my gift , he had opend his mother's gift , an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

#3949240
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44810) - you deserved it (4475)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:11am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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