About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.
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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version
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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version
Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version
Monday 20 May 2013
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