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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5508
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.

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Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
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I agree, your life sucks (32138) - you deserved it (4717)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39203) - you deserved it (7445)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
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I agree, your life sucks (34196) - you deserved it (7267)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
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I agree, your life sucks (40918) - you deserved it (15351)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
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I agree, your life sucks (50055) - you deserved it (4547)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version



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