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About Diligent17 : A chill person who likes to do what comes to mind. Even though i'm shy at first, I open up pretty quickly if I feel that ur ok to talk to.
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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:56pm - animals - by matiasbarbero - United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
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