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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Diifab : My boobs glow in the dark.I love music and pokemon.I live to laugh.

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Diifab's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom came back from a major surgery. She also had a yeast infection. I had to push the applicator in because she couldn't bend down. This cannot be unfelt. FML

#20641584
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48910) - you deserved it (2971)

On 05/04/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

#20640984
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51658) - you deserved it (4290)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60367) - you deserved it (9124)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML

#20618145
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41243) - you deserved it (15999)

On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

#15792200
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37126) - you deserved it (2924)

On 04/15/2011 at 2:43am - misc - by ugly - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (642693) - you deserved it (433938)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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