Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 11/21/2014 at 3:14pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3119
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Digital_Warfare : Just a kid.

Digital_Warfare's page activity

Visits<b>happylappy</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 6:09pm

Digital_Warfare's FML badges


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of Digital_Warfare's badges

Digital_Warfare's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38393) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36081) - you deserved it (3239)

On 10/08/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43301) - you deserved it (4733)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38907) - you deserved it (2666)

On 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39857) - you deserved it (10684)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39450) - you deserved it (2561)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42431) - you deserved it (2901)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42593) - you deserved it (3368)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML


Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36918) - you deserved it (3205)

On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51154) - you deserved it (7983)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I was walking my dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimed, "Keep those mutts away from my kid". I replied just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog. It was then we both realised she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work. FML

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: